Some relationships are like "Tom and Jerry," they irritate each other, they tease each other, but can not live without each other ...
A relationship is not a test so why cheat???
If you really want to love someone, start from loving their flaws.
When you love someone more than they deserve, you end up more hurt then you deserve
There`s no past tense in love; you do, you don`t, or you never did.
Love is like a rubber band, we keep pulling, someones lets it go and it hurts the one who held it.
Girls have a bad habit of holding on for too long. Guys have a bad habit of letting go too easily.
I said I`m over you, but every time my phone vibrates, my heart still wishes it`s a text from you.
Falling in love with you is the second best thing in the world. Finding you was the first.
Money can`t buy LOVE. That`s why people steal HEARTS.
I wonder why It`s so easy to say "I hate you." and so hard to say "I love you."
It`s better to have your heart broken once by walking away then to stay and have it broken over and over again.
It`s funny how you can have all the friends in the world, but it just doesn`t feel right without that one person.
A guy knocked on my door today asking for a donation for the local primary school`s swimming pool. I went away and came back with a cup of water... Is that wrong?
I`ve always wondered if film directors wake up screaming "CUT! CUT! CUUUUUT!" when they have nightmares.
My attitude in exams, they give me questions I dont know, I give them answers they dont know :D
I have no idea what you just said so i'm going to smile and say "yeah."
If someone wants to be a part of your life they'll make an effort to be in it so don't bother reserving a space in your heart for someone who doesn't make an effort to stay...
Hearing yourself sing in the shower and wondering why the fuck you haven't made an album yet.
Thank God Facebook doesn't have a "Who's viewed my profile" function!
If someone runs up to you and throws a bag of Skittles at you and yells, "TASTE THE RAINBOW!", throw a Happy Meal at them and yell, "I'M LOVIN' IT!" X
To give me all your love is all I ever asked
'Cause what you don't understand is
I'd catch a grenade for ya
Throw my hand on a blade for ya
Yes, I know how to shut up. I just don't know when.
hey, your mom called...she told me to tell you to brush your teet
Funny Likesall these pokes on facebook, i must have soo many bruis
Insert coin to view my status message.
Yeah, you look alright...from a distance...at night...behind a wall
Only in America, the pizza arrives faster than the police
