comment if you are like justin beiber 

I wish Facebook had a "Nobody Cares" Button! :D

My attitude in exams, they give me questions I dont know, I give them answers they dont know :D

I have no idea what you just said so i'm going to smile and say "yeah."

If someone wants to be a part of your life they'll make an effort to be in it so don't bother reserving a space in your heart for someone who doesn't make an effort to stay...

Hearing yourself sing in the shower and wondering why the fuck you haven't made an album yet.

Thank God Facebook doesn't have a "Who's viewed my profile" function!

If someone runs up to you and throws a bag of Skittles at you and yells, "TASTE THE RAINBOW!", throw a Happy Meal at them and yell, "I'M LOVIN' IT!" X

To give me all your love is all I ever asked
'Cause what you don't understand is

I'd catch a grenade for ya
Throw my hand on a blade for ya

Yes, I know how to shut up. I just don't know when.

hey, your mom called...she told me to tell you to brush your teet

Funny Likes all these pokes on facebook, i must have soo many bruis

Insert coin to view my status message.

Yeah, you look alright...from a distance...at night...behind a wall

Only in America, the pizza arrives faster than the police